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love, lust & marriage 5/4/2006 LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax MARRIAGE what's a climax? LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi" LUS 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
my dog & wife 5/4/2006 One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first 0 Comments, 310 Views, 0 Votes | |
Doctor & Fridge 5/4/2006 At a doctor's shop one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back? "The patient rep 0 Comments, 360 Views, 0 Votes | |
Good Manners 7/25/2005 During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one - <br> "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her t 0 Comments, 256 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Defination of a "Kiss" 4/8/2004 Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher. Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hello - wrong No. 4/7/2004 "Hello?" "Hi, honey, this is Daddy, " ....."Is your Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank, " <br> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But yo 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes |
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