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Gross Joke # 10   10/25/2003

Why is the contraceptive sponge such a great idea? Because after sex you can get up and wash the dishes with it!


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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gross Joke # 9   10/25/2003

Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a ? He was doing great til his buisness fell off!


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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Gross Joke # 8   10/25/2003

Whats the difference between momo and herpes? You get mono when you snatch a kiss!


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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Gross Joke # 7   10/25/2003

What did the golfer do when his ate his golf ball? He fed him ex-lax and held his ass over the cup!


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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Gross Joke # 6   10/25/2003

What do you call a farmer with a pig under one arm and a sheep under the other? Bisexual!


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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Gross Joke #5   10/25/2003

"Why did you choose gynecology, ?" asked the young doctor's father. "Easy dad" replied his . "lost of openings!"


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Gross Joke #4   10/25/2003

What do you do with 365 used rubbers? You make a tire and call it a good year!


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Gross Joke # 3   10/25/2003

How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty-hose? her ankles swell up when she farts!


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Gross Joke # 2   10/25/2003

Why is a proctologist like a foreman in a furniture factory? They both inspect stools!


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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gross joke # 1   10/25/2003

Why did the hick trade in his wife for an outhouse? The hole was smaller and the smell was better!


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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Drinking horror stories.   10/25/2003

I am sure almost everyone that has been drunk in their lives has done this at least once. You know when you get really drunk and you take that person home with you that you thought was really hot a


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ever wonder if you are in love?   10/25/2003

the way I always have known that I love someone is when I have been distanced from someone for a while and I have that very empty feeling in the center of my chest and can not get them off my mind.


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the hardest break ups.   10/25/2003

I have to say that the hardest breakups are those which require you to break up with someone that you really do love but you realize that your lifestyles jsut dont match. For example I dated this m


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rm_eaglemaster01 41 M
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Why cant men scratch?   10/25/2003

When I was in high school every now and then I would scratch or adjust myself. Then there were the women that would say that that was wrong and that it was impolite to do so. Of course I did it whe


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If he/she beats you   10/25/2003

If you are a vitcim of abuse and have contacted the authorities and they really havent done anything about it then why not abuse them back and stick up for yourself. Make them suffer jsut like you


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